We've all seen him: whether it be walking into the bathroom and he's lapping at the water in the water fountain, or on our way to class and we catch a split second glimpse of him running -sorry, loping- past us on all fours. We know him, we love him, JAGUAR BOY! This boy, while a precocious and intelligent young lad, has got it in his mind that he is part jaguar. He can be seen gallivanting around the campus on all fours, leaping over walls and bushes and the occasional person, roaring and making animal sounds as he goes. If you run in to jaguar boy in the hallway and there's few or no people around, try to remember the following: RABID!
R- remain calm
A- approach with caution
B- be friendly to him/ smile
I- ignore the sounds/roaring
D- don't look in the eyes!
D is especially important, as looking into his eyes will surely provoke an attack!
Remember these few aforementioned steps, and you may survive to live another day. Stay strong, my friends! And if you run in to Jaguar boy, remember to stay RABID!
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