Eating the poor

I firmly advocate capturing, cooking, and eating poor people. I mean, if they don’t contribute anything to society in the first place, why let them stay? the least they can do is allow themselves to be eaten. (preforably make themselves taste good, too.) Think about it. If morals weren’t in the way, why not? It would solve both world hunger and poverty SIMULTANEOUSLY. What could be better? Nothing. So the next time you see a poor person, go ahead and take a bite. Really! It’s for the best :)