RYNE HOFFMAN'S ANIMAL LOG- DUFFS

DUFFS. You’ve all heard me use the term, and I’ve explained it to most of you. For those of you that are just tuning in to this mass sensation, here it is straight from the safari expert that coined the term-
DUFF

D-dumb
U- ugly
F- fat
F- friend

The DUFF is the person within a social group that without them would be seen as the wierdo, the outcast, the loner. The DUFF is the friend that is in a social group to make everyone else in that group, no matter how unattractive or unappealing, look better. For example:

“Look! There’s Kiersten, Jane, Holly, and Angela! and… Myrtle…”

There is always a DUFF within the group, no matter how cool or attractive the group. To a super hot group, even an average or above average person may be a DUFF. They are always there though, so be on the lookout for them. And if you yourself think or know that you may be the DUFF in your group, go get uglier friends! There will always be a fatter, uglier DUFF to replace you.
So yeah! Be aware, friends! :)

Eating the poor

I firmly advocate capturing, cooking, and eating poor people. I mean, if they don’t contribute anything to society in the first place, why let them stay? the least they can do is allow themselves to be eaten. (preforably make themselves taste good, too.) Think about it. If morals weren’t in the way, why not? It would solve both world hunger and poverty SIMULTANEOUSLY. What could be better? Nothing. So the next time you see a poor person, go ahead and take a bite. Really! It’s for the best :)